Happysode# 24 - A Kiss to Forget

* knock knock knock*

-" M8! Get out of there! We need to get going!"

From out of the room Dk steps out still dressing the ballerina disguise outfit in a hurry sayin .....

-'' Damn! This tight pants r crushing my vegetables!!"
-" Save that for later m8.... we need to look for those boobs ..."
-" Hmm.. i tought u were done with boobs by now ?!''
-'' The one's of our case silly!'' ... said Pretzy.
-'' Oh yea! Those Boobs! I was forgetting allready...''

With no sign of the evil dog the 2 detectives walk through the narrow curved and darken corridors of madam Ailza's chain-mansion. Silence prevails in the background. They find a smaller staircase then the one of the main hall they entered, leading to the above level.

-'' Lets go up here m8 ... i think madam Ailza's room is up stairs... and where the boobs r located problably...'' .... said Pretzy.
-" Good thinking.." .... said Dk , and so they went.

They walk through the corridor when suddenly a shadow projected on the walls of someone aproaching fast puts the 2 detectives in alert and feeling they didnt had where or how to hide, Dk instinctly pushes Pretz against the wall and starts kissing him on the lips. Pretz surprised cant do anything but open wide his eyes wondering .....

* WHAT THE HELL ....???*

The unkown person aproaches and noticing there were people on the corridor suddenly stops and stares at the scene. Looking at a ballerina with a pink dress kissing a blonde wearing a mini skirt, he aproaches closely and says while slapping Dk's butt .....

-" F*ck! This definatly makes me Horny like a Hobot!" ... and starts sliding down his hand to Dk's legs and says '' Oh man ... this hairy legs r so sexy .... mmmm mmmm...."

Dk jumps aside with his wig misplacing a lil and shouts mad...

-'' HANDS OFF U FREAK!!''

Dk and Pretzy start spitting to the floor and rubbing their lips in the outfits, result of the forced kiss, both with nauseous expressions, when Pretzy says disturbed.....

-'' What was that for m8??! Jesus ... Yuck!! ''
-'' Improvisation?? ''

-" Look if its not the 2 pervy detectives!! And for what my eyes see.... more kinky then ever hahahaha!! '' .. said and laughed Cracked Cranium, who had escaped the chambers.

-'' Cracked Cranium!! Who would guess we would cross ways again eh? '' said Dk with an ironic speech.

-'' Well m8, i can´t say that i am very surprised to find him here....!"... said Pretzy still rubbing his forewarm on his lips.

-'' Damn u guys!! Just made me horny like hell kissing like that, wearing those outfits...!

-'' Sorry bout that!" .... continued Dk with sarcasm .... " Next time we'll be more carefull.....!''

-'' So let me guess.... u 2 are in a undercover secret mission ??! Hahahahahaha!! U 2 r some funny characters .....''

-" That's none of ur business!!!!!" ... said Pretz with a temper.

-''Looking for some boobs eh?? Pretzy" .... asked Cracked on a low voice and big grin on his face, winking his eye to Pretzy, then laughing loud.

-''So.. ur also after them, huh? We'll see who gets the hands on them first!!''

-'' Well, ... since we r all after the same thing and all in enemy territory ...... How bout we join efforts to work togheter, in a kind of a 3some kinky team to find the boobs , huh? What u guys say?"

-'' Hm .. m8, what ya say??'' .. asks Pretzy.

-'' I dunno. He tricked us last time on the Bob L'Eponge mission, remember?? I dunno if we should trust him again.... but ... ok. I guess we might have more chances to find the boobs this way, in such big house and with that damn evil dog around... It might go after him instead of us ... " ... said Dk with a grin.

So the new formed 3some kinky team move togheter through the corridor ending in the big chamber-style, madam Ailza's bedroom door.

-'' Ok this must be it" .. said Dk.... '' Madam Ailza's private chamber! What will we find after this doors , i wonder..."

-'' Oh i bet lot of fun toys!" .. said Cracked with a big smile.

Pretzy starts to force the door when it opens easily, dispite its big weight and says...

'' Damn, i think someone allready got ahead of us!''

And the 3 enter the room, and end stunned for a moment.

-" Ain't this madam Ailza fun or what??'' ... said Cracked looking around seeing all the torture-style decoration and some ''toys'' in display..... " Damn , i knew she had to be fun like this" .... and gets close to madam Ailza's furniture of her collection and starts opening the drawers one by one. Pretzy and Dk by other hand had payed attention to the bed top and noticing the painting misplaced step forward and find the safe door behind it open.

-'' They had to b inside here. We got here too late"

-'' Look m8.. what's here in the floor'' .. said Pretzy, picking up a hair pin and showing it to Dk, while Cracked is all delighted and distracted tryin and testing madam Ailza's torture toys.

-'' Hmm, this hair pin is familiar.... '' ... mumbles Dk when a chain's sound is heard.

-'' Someone's coming, m8, let's split! To the window! Quickly! Cracked leave the fun toys , lets go!!''

When Madam Ailza enters the bedroom sees Cracked's head outside the window carrying one of her tools in his hand sayin....

-'' Bye Bye Madam! U were Great! I'll b back soon for more! Muahhh! Kiss kiss! " ... and ducks to slide down to the street.

-'' ARG!! I'VE BEEN ROBBED" ... shouts Madam Ailza and with her head out the window keeps shouting, watching the 3 escapers running away.

-'' COME BACK HERE U ROBBERS !! ROBBERS ! GET THEM! SOMEONE GET THE BLOODY ROBBERS!!''

(written by Dkw)

Happysode# 23 - Boobed Diamonds are Forever ( Part 4 of 4 )

Midnight! The sarcophagus’s stone cover starts sliding sideways by itself.

The two men look stupefied to the tomb without knowing what or who is moving it till the cover stops, with Eleni behind now covered by its shadow below. In silent they look at each other, then slowly they step with a bit of fear to look inside what is in the tomb, and as they approach... they see an inner golden sarcophagus.

-“Wow!! Look at that!! Amazing!! But … what’s inside of that??” … asks the enlarged Captain America with the beer belly.

-“I dunno but don’t touch it!!” … said Thomas A.

-“But look man .. this looks like gold ..” … and while the Captain starts to slide his hand to feel the golden box, suddenly it also starts to open and suddenly a Mummy rises from inside of it and both the 2 guys jump behind landing with their asses in the floor and Thomas A. runs scared the fast as he could, while the Captain America takes a bit more time cus of his belly and starts screaming like a school girl while abandoning the chamber with his funny way of running.

Stand still remained Eleni that was too scared to move that witnessed all by the projected shadows. She starts peeking by the side of the main sarcophagus and sees that the black briefcase was left behind with all the panic. That made her even more scared when… suddenly, she looks aside and sees the Mummy next to her. Impressed with the huge volume this mummy had in his crotch area she realised it was the Pharaoh of which curse Waleed have told her back in Amsterdam. Scared of being possessed by the Pharaoh but same time getting her nipples hard... she closes her eyes when... the wall in front to where she was turned starts opening like a moving door and a new chamber appears with fire torches starting burning by magic and a magnificent exotic scenario shows up to her dazzling eyes. Some beautiful women dressed in white thin transparent dresses start walking from the back of this chamber and all stand still around what seemed to be a bathtub, when the Pharaoh says:

-“Welcome to my Palace … those women are there to serve u... take your bath ... and after u will dress the ceremony dress …. “ … and moves his arm towards the women giving Eleni the direction she should take. She gets up and slowly, slightly scared, walks step by step in the new beautiful chamber, surrounded by exotic furniture, golden statues, baskets with fresh fruits and when she reaches the bathtub she notices its filled with a white liquid that resembles milk. Not sure if she was dreaming, Eleni starts to remove her cloths till she ends all naked.

Peeking from the back of the chamber, and seeing Eleni getting naked was Waleed… that saw Eleni entering from outside, but seeing the 2 men running scared made him curious to what had happened inside. But is totally surprised by what he finds. And trying to remain unnoticed by the Pharaoh, he gets very excited by seen all the women with their erotic dresses around Eleni naked, as she enters in the bathtub and lays in it, while the women start throwing at her flower petals that start floating above the milk.

-“ By Allah , am I dreaming again?? This looks like the best lesbian orgy I could ever imagine in my dreams ….. I have to be dreaming ….” ... mumbles quietly Waleed, that was beyond excitement, and getting uncomfortable with his state of excitement he decides to give some freedom to the tight love tool that was suffering of claustrophobia, the poor not so lil anymore thing. After the bath, the women brushed Eleni’s long hair, placed more flowers in her hair and dressed her up in a belly dancing ceremony outfit. Then they told her:

-"The Pharaoh awaits for u".

The pharaoh was now sited on a golden Throne, and while she walks towards him, he says …

-"Now….. my request.. is that u dance for me .. in the Egyptian way”. When he ends an exotic music starts from somewhere invading the chamber, and almost by magic the outfit Eleni is wearing seems to have a will of its own and Eleni’s hips start moving in a belly dance style.

-“ But .. but .. I don’t know how to dance this “… says Eleni already dancing, helped by the ceremony outfit. As the drums rhythm start to invade her body and possess her in a hypnotic way she enters in a erotic trance.

Waleed that had approach closer to see better is getting even more excited by seeing Eleni’s round ass shaking and trembling with such erotic dance, cant resist to relief his tension, and starts shaking his love tool.The Pharaoh that was watching the show starts getting his big crotch area increasing of size, while Waleed’s climax is getting near, as some step sounds are getting closer too. But the music and the activity was taking all Waleed’s and the Pharaohs attention. As Waleed’s climax happens and he starts spraying the floor with his love juice, he then notices the steps that were getting real close to b of someone running, and he decides in a hurry to run and hide.

Then he sees the fat Captain America returning back to pick up the suitcase that was left behind. After he grabs it, its only when he looks aside to the other chamber and sees Eleni dancing in her belly dance outfit and all the naked “chicks” showing off their hot bodies through those. He stares still to this paradisiacal view for while… till suddenly the music stops, all the women start looking at him, including the Pharaoh with the huge crotch that got up from his Throne, and with Eleni, waking up from her trance.

-“ Oh F*ck!! Im Outta Here!! “ … said the fat Captain America, seeing that he was discovered and starts running to the exit of the chamber, just when he slips on Waleed’s love juice on the stone floor and falls right on the ground, with the briefcase flying on the air then crushing a lil ahead on the floor.With the crush the 2 boobs jump out of it and one of them when hitting the floor lets go lots of lil shinning stones. Sore from the fall but looking to what seem to b dozens of diamonds the boggled eyed Captain in a rush gets up tries to gather all the diamonds and the boobs on the briefcase and as fast as he can he runs out of the pyramid, with Waleed witnessing from the back, and Eleni and the Pharaoh from the exotic chamber.

Eleni not really remembering what was happening and seeing the Pharaoh’s huge volume starts running from the chamber very scared, when Waleed jumps from front of her and she runs over him and both r projected to the floor ahead. Close to both their noses they find what seems to b some diamonds left behind with the rush. With the Pharaoh approaching mad, they grab a diamond each, get up and run out of the pyramid to the outside, scared of what the Mummified Pharaoh would do, specially with such Rigor Mortis on his crotch.. so they both run, and run as fast as they could, and when outside they vanish in the darkness of the night, running together.

( written by Eleni & (perverted by) Dkw)

Happysode# 23 - Boobed Diamonds are Forever ( Part 3 of 4 )

Crossing the darkened narrow streets of Cairo at night, guided by the moonlight , Eleni walks in silence.

She arrives to the small Pension where the mysterious burqa person that took the briefcase entered. She looks around before entering, then steps in and climbs the stairs up through the corridor, to the door where she saw this unknown person enter. Covered by the dark of the night and her silence abilities she gets near the door and listens quietly. From what she hears, someone is singing very badly while taking a shower. Seeing the good opportunity to sneak in, she takes out a hair pin from her hair and works the key hole, and enters in the room. She covers both her ears cus of the awful singing that comes from the bathroom. It’s a man and she’s not sure if she traces a strange accent or its just result of the bad singing ability.

-“ My God, this person sings awfully….” .. mumbles Eleni.

Over the bed she finds a executive outfit ready to b dressed, and the black suitcase at the corner of the room. Moving fast she starts looking for something to know who this man is and on the inner pocket of the outfit jacket she finds a wallet and a Lithuanian passport. It’s registered in name of a certain Thomas Angelo, and when she’s going to check the wallet she hears the water sound stop and fast she slides back in the jacket the passport and wallet and quickly runs out of the hotel bedroom and shuts the door without closing it, peeks by the gap and sees a naked man that seemed he had took a shower carrying a colt with a gun. While this man gets dressed, and he seems to be in a hurry, suddenly a cell phone rings and Thomas A. answers. He talks in Russian with this other person, and even not understanding a thing she can feel the convo is very serious…..

* Hmm, taking shower with a gun?? This guy seems to b a Hit-man, or someone from the Russian Mob! What do they want from those boobies…. I wonder!* .. thinks Eleni.

The convo ends with a very affirmative “ Da! “ from Thomas and he returns to the lousy singing that makes Eleni shut the door silently and move away, to the street waiting to follow this Thomas Angelo.

After a bit, he leaves the hotel, wearing a gangster’s style outfit, carrying the briefcase on his hand and certainly a gun as well. She looks at her clock and it marked 11.30 pm.

* Damn, almost midnight….!* …thinks Eleni reminding of the translation Waleed did for her on that hieroglyph message, but determinate to follow this dangerous person and the briefcase, she gets on his tail, step by step without being traced, and she sees surprised that this man is directing himself to the pyramid of Tutankhamen, precisely 5 minutes before midnight. Right on time, she stood hided in front of the pyramid as Thomas Angelo arrives, takes a look around to see if there was trace of people, and then sneaks in through a moving wall that showed a entrance, through where he disappears.

*Now what’s next?* …she tough. While she was thinking what to do she sees someone else approaching covered by the night shadows, that seems to be wearing a cape and also takes a look around and enters trough the same entrance.

*Hmm… seems like a meeting… I need to get closer*. She walks carefully to the pyramid. At the entrance of the gap she sees a long corridor lighted by fire torches. She walks in and follows the voices whose echo comes from deep within the pyramid. The corridor is surrounded by panels of endless hieroglyph symbols, till she reaches a huge chamber where this 2 persons are chatting and this time she hears they r speaking in English. She slides inside the chamber without being discovered and gets really near them, and remains hided behind what seemed to b a sarcophagus. As she sees the projected shadows of this 2 men dancing on the painted walls, she then tries to see them.

*Omg .. who or what’s that??* .. she thinks, almost losing a loud laughter seeing this masked man wearing a Captain America outfit, that a very pronounced beer belly gave him a funny shape, as she hears…

-“Common man!!! Sell me those boobs!! I’ll pay u much more then the Russians will !!.. “ said the beer belly cape guy with an American accent.

-“Niet!! You Pervert!! This boobs worth much more then what you’re willing to pay! U r wasting my time!!" …. said Thomas Angelo.

*Damn Americans … always everywhere!!* .. thinks Eleni.Then suddenly, a noise starts to b heard. Both the 2 men stop talking and start look around, while Eleni thinks she was caught… Then she looks up and notices the sarcophagus stone cover is moving alone.

(written by Eleni & ( perverted by) Dkw)

Happysode# 23 - Boobed Diamonds are Forever ( Part 2 of 4 )

~ A beautiful exotic belly dancer serpents her belly and shakes her outfit in front of Waleed’s face that is so hypnotized and delighted sit on the floor with such private erotic show when she starts dropping her outfit and then turns and starts rubbing her round ass on his face when ~ ~ ~ ~

… Waleed wakes up.


-“ Wow …..what a dream!!!” ….. he comments while still staring at the ceiling with a smile on his face, still with that belly in his head. Then… a click is heard … sounded to be of a lighter. Waleed then turns his head to the origin of the click sound… and in the shadows sit on the couch at the back of the room is a woman smoking a cigarette. He jumps from the bed with the surprise shock, carrying a huge hard on result of such erotic dream….

-“ Dreaming with me??” .. she asks him from the dark that covered her, staring at his excitement….

-“ WHO ARE U?? And what are u doing in my room???” ... asked Waleed a bit scared with such surprise…The smoke from her cigarette was helping to cover her identity, when suddenly she decides to uncross her legs and in this slow process to cross them again switching her legs, Waleed sees that she isn’t wearing any panties…. And she says with a deep sexy female voice with a Dutch accent….

-“ Surprised to see me hiere??”

With an amazed and stupid look on his face Waleed wonders. He rubs his eyes again and again wondering if he is still dreaming ... * Omg it can’t b Eleni…. It’s impossible to be her standing next to my bed.....!!*

-"Hallo Waleed Fahmy. It’s time for u to show me what skills u got" ... she said. Then she gets up from the couch and passes the manuscript to him and says … "Translate this for me" .

He starts looking at the symbols, and she sees his lips moving slowly but no sound was coming out.

-"So?? Tell me please, what does it say in that message??“ ….. she commanded….
-”Was it u that sent it to me??"

-"Well, no I wasn’t!.” … he answered while finished. “ If i translate this for u, what will i get in return?"

-"Well………… nothing! U will get anything in return, just my sympathy, that it is all that is worth for it!!"

-“It says that u have to be at midnight at the pyramid of Tutankhamen...... Now …. show me what is under that tight black shirt u got.."

She looked at him and though that all men are the same pigs and want only 1 thing.

-“The boobs u want to see are in that briefcase I gave u and r the only ones you eyes will see, and not the ones under my shirt. Go back to ur dreams" …. she says while leaving his room, leaving the door open and an amazed and drooling Waleed Fahmy looking at her ass.

( written by Eleni & Dkw)

Happysode# 23 - Boobed Diamonds are Forever ( Part 1 of 4 )

Staring through the window from her hotel room , Eleni or Agent E sees the beautiful shadowed pyramids on the sunrise that are reminding her about what Waleed Fahmy told her about the mummification of Pharaohs.

Sit on a comfortable exotic chair, she took the beautiful long glass with red wine to her sexy red lipstick lips, scent the smell of the wine and it gave her the idea of a sweet flower’s bouquet. While staring still to the pyramid and drinking drop by drop of red wine, she smiled satisfied , that this Waleed Fahmy guy didn’t know that she followed him from Amsterdam to Cairo, and that she was spying on him when that mysterious person on the Burqa took the briefcase.

She had to do that, she couldn’t lost the trace of those boobs. If Cracked Cranium was after them, then, must be for some BIG reason. And the boobs had something attractive bout them, and she was too curious to know what was inside.

*Maybe explosives??* …. Eleni thinks … * Maybe enough to blow the whole world up! Thx God I managed to follow the Burqa character and tonight I’ll find out who it is…* She got up from her chair and a bit tired of the jetlag of the trip she decides to go for a sleep cos later she has a important mission waiting for her......

She wakes up with someone knocking on the door.... she looked at her clock and saw that it was 6 p.m., and though a bit upset…* Why even here … people never let me sleep inn?! Arff !!* She went to answer the door and a Hotel butler carrying a meal said...

-"Madam, your meal and a message for u…"

With sleepy eyes she looked at him and said "Thank u" with the idea that he would leave. But he didn’t! He just stayed there in front of her, then after her mind started to wake up and to work she realised that he was waiting for a tip. So she gave him a 5 Euro bill, while thinking that nothing is for free.

She looked at the plate and saw a chocolate croissant, a glass of orange juice, a big cup of black coffee and a rolled paper what was closed with a lint.

* Who ordered this??** …she wonders.

The meal looked as someone knew what she liked to eat in the afternoon….* But who knows I’m here and what I like?**Slowly, while she starts eating, she opens the rolled paper message. She finds a group of Egyptian hieroglyphs. Surprised she got up from the bed where she was sited, lighted a cigarette and with the paper in her hand she started to walk around the room, asking her self what is the meaning of the message.

* Hmm what is this message suppose to say?? And who sent me this?? Hmm... the only person that could translate this message for me is that Waleed Fahmy ... Maybe I can go and make him a visit.**

In hurry she dressed her self up in her most handy outfit: tight black leather mini skirt, long black boots and a tight black t-shirt. As last touch she slides some red lipstick on her lips she was prepared for everything what could cross her way... She wears a undercover Burqa, picks her special tools spy-agent briefcase and she leaves the Hotel on her way to meet Waleed Fahmy...

(written by Eleni & Dkw)

Happysode# 22 - The Hot Package

Another shitty day on the job......
It was a hot day of Hell like the usual in Cairo, Egypt.

This young man of name Waleed had a call from a contact telling him they needed him for another secret mission. He told the person to fax him the case, and while waiting for the fax to come he decidedto make use of his spare time ( wanking while seeing some belly dancer on tv), till the fax arrived ....

The mission had the code name "Q4LB". It was a top secret mission to Holland to pick up some delivery ....

-" Oh shit!! Holland again?? Why do i always have to be sent to such sex infested spots like Holland !!! Arg .. more orgies and perversions... but .. a man gotta do what a man gotta do.. oh well'' ... said Waleed resigned. He went home fast to pack his stuff and headed to Cairo's airport, heading to the Nederland's.

Arrived at Amsterdam's airport , he takes a cab and heads to the adress that was given to him as target. Inside the cab he takes a look over the mission case and he sees a pic of a beautiful woman...

*Omg... i think im gonna love more this mission then i tought* .. he thinks drollin over the pic ....and looks bellow to the data:

First name: Eleni
Surname: Unknown
Codename: Agent E with no panties on.
Hair: long black.
Eyes: brown.
Breast Size: C.
Danger Level:very dangerous.
Sexyness level : 10/10

* Damn !! 10 in 10 in sexyness level ... i must beware and becareful then ..*

The Cab arrived at the requested spot there and he found himself at front of a Sex Tool store. He pays the cabdriver, heads to the store's door, enters and in the back of the store he see's her.

* Damn, she looks like she just came out from a Bond movie ....!! She's exactly like in the pic of her case file.... * .. he thinks. He aproaches, while she remains silent behind the counter and when he's in front of her, he makes the code sign ... he adjusts his testicules.. and she seeing that asks...

-"Hallo ... wanna a ciggarette?"...

-"No.. i dont smoke!! I masturbate." ...said Waleed...

That was the secret password line. She then bended over, to reach the lower shelf of the counter, and while she did it Waleed took a good look at her round ass and thinks ....

* Damn, not just she looks hot has she has a nice round ass to go along with the rest .!! * .. he said to himself. Then she came up with a black suitcase, and said:

-"Ok, i have got this nice set of toys that were waiting for u".... while she lays it over the counter and opens the briefcase, opens it and it shows a pair of nice boobs side by side, that looked almost real...

-"Hm they'r not for me, im just the pick up man in this mission" .. he said a bit embaressed, surprised with what was in the briefcase...

- "They all say that" ...she said and looked at him from head to toes.

*Hmm.. she must be liking what she's looking* he thought... while he see's her flipping her long black hair... * Now .. thats a strong sign..she definatly likes me* .. thinks Waleed.. starting to get excited and starting to imagening hot and wild scenes happening on top of that counter when....

All of a sudden two masked guys barg in the store !!!! Before he can even think or move agent E jumped over the counterreached in her pocket and hit the first guy with a steel dildo in the nut's ....

*Oouch...thats gonna hurt* Waleed thinks to himself feeling a imaginery pain on his. Then she turned around and got a leather wip from beside the counter and slash the other guy in the eyes... The two of them went running out crashing the shelves as they leave the store. One of them had a phrase on the back of his T shirt - "Strip Clubs Rules" ..

* I wonder what does this line mean?..* .. he though , after they went out . *Now!! Here's one hell of a woman* ... he thinks. Then she turns back to him and asks...

-"Is there any thing else u need, sir ?"

-''No....I just want my suitcase and ill be gone "...he said. She reached him the suitcase and he is about to leave the store she asks ...

-"Wait i wanna ask u a Question... Why did the ancient egyptian people mummified pharoes after they died and put them inside a pyramid ? Is it because they believe they will use their body in the other world?"

-" U seem to b a fierce dangerous woman but when it come to my country's tradition you are a bit to the naive." ... said Waleed .. '' They put them inside the pyramids and inside the stone sarcofaphus after they are mummified cos they r afraid the pharao's PENIS and it's ''Rigor Mortis'', whose curse is said that will rise from the grave and over throw the next pharoo and possess and take every women alive on this earth" ... he finishes while she look's at him astonished and terrified ....

And that's when he got out with the suitcase on his hand, headed to the Amsterdam's RedLight District for a few orgies b4 he left again to Cairo.

Arrived at Cairo, he directed to his contact's meeting place, delivered the black suitcase and droped it in the secret location he was directed to , and he left the spot. He stepped away but he managed to move to a hidden place where he could see the spot through a dark alley and waiting to see who would lift up the hot package he had brought from Holland...

After minutes of waiting he sees a suspicious figure wearing a burka.. all covered from head to toes.. getting near the spot, lookin around throught the lil holes on this persons outfit , and in a quick move this figure gets the black suitcase, gets it under its burka and starts walking between the enomerous ppl crossing the street in the busy and narrow streets of Cairo's market.. with Waleed tryin to follow but .. it disapears between the croud....

-" Damn it !!! Lost it !! Arg !! I think its the end of this weird mission i just had!! '' . he commented to himself .. still with images of that sexy dutch female agent... and her round ass..

-"Mmmm.... I wish i can meet her again... Hm i wonder what was so special bout those boobs...i guess it will be a mystery for me always... Ah... im too tired... what a big day,.. a nice cold bath and some more belly dancing wanking and ill ready for a good rest'' .... said Waleed.. walking slowly and disapearing too between the croud of the busy market.

( written by Waleed Fahmy & Dkw)

Happysode# 21 - 2Much Pleasure causes Amnesia

Almost crossed over by a speeding car was Side Winder that had to jump sideways while he took a quick look to the driver woman... and somehow felt this woman seemed familiar to him.

He enters through the back door of the Madam Ailza's house and walks through the corridor to madam Aiza's chamber and finds her finishing her questioning of her prisoner.

*WHIP*

-" WOOHOO .. JUST ONE MORE !!" .. screams histerical the prisoner..

-'' My gawd i give up with this weirdo... " .. says Madam Ailza.

-" Master ...'' says Sidewinder with a slight of fear to interrupt her ....'' i was captured and made hostage and tortured with a bottle for information ..'' ... while the prisoner keeps shouting for more...

-'' By who ? my slave ....''

-'' By Falcore and his gang, when i was there spying on their manouvers like u demanded me.''

-'' And what did u tell'em ??"

-'' They tortured me Master.... the mean devils... and deflowered me with a bottle .... i told them i brought u the boobs with the diamonds i stole for u ....''

-'' U FOOL !!'' .. says madam Ailza whiping Side Winder in his ass with a gesture .... and says after.. '' Hm .... let them come here then.... i will b ready for them ... now untie the kinky prisioner and take him to our sado-masoc chambers on our cave."

- ''Yes Master .. forgive me Master for my incompetence'' .... And Side Winder unties the prisioner and disapears with him thorugh a door on the back of the room that lead to some stairs...


Meanwhile , both exausted ... Dk and Pretz get out of the rooms they were , after all the session of perviness they will never forget, all half dressed like they did it in a hurry.

- ''Oh m8 .. ur not gonna believe what this girl i was with is capable of .....''' said Pretzy with a ridiculous smile ....

-'' Oh u dont need to tell me anything m8 ... i think they both went in the same school '' ... i said and both of us laughed ..

-'' So.. what were we doin here anyways??'' ..asks Pretzy

-'' Erm .... we were here to .... lets see ... damn, i forgot Pretzy '''

-'' I cant remember it either''

-'' Look!! the beast dog is coming!! QUICK!! HIDE !! ''.... i shouted and both of us return to our previous rooms with the dog barking and growling outside....

- '' Returned for more ?? ".... asked the miss still wearing that sexy black lingerie that seemed miraculous, to bring new life to what seemed to b dead, with her eye lashes beating pulling me to her .... and once again i got lost in the pleasures of the House .... And i supose the same happened with Pretz, for all the louder noise i heared on my room.

(written by Dkw)

Happysode# 20 - MISSION PAIN & X-tra Pleasures ( Part 2 of 2 )

*WHIPSOUND*

-'' SPEAK UP!! R u ready to sAY WHO U R NOW?? " .. asks Madam Ailza to the tortured kinky person ...'' tell me or ill slap u more ...''

-''' OH YES SLAP ME, BEAT ME UP ! UR SO GOOD AT IT... I WANT MORE....'' ..

-'' My gawd , never had a sicko like ya before.... OK ... if i ya dont telll me i wont slap ya anymoore'' ...

-'' NOO pls noo, dont do that to me.. just one more.. '''

-'' Tell me who u r first ..''

-'' I am .... WHIP ME PLS!!! ''

*WHIP !!!*

-" ...... Cracked Cranium !!"

-'' And Crackeed Crainium .. why and what were you spyin on me house??"

-'' Eh ... i wanted some free fun yeeehawwwww " ...

*WHIP !!!*

-'' F*ck!! THAT 1 WAS GOOD !!!'' ... shouted Cracked in pleasure...

-'' LIER!! u work for Munchkeen ....... i know for sure for ur canadian accent ..."

Still peeking between a gap on the door, the mysterious woman that had remained there patiently all night to discover any information just witnessed the punisher and the tortured conversation and mumbles quietly for her own ....

-'' Omg ... Its Cracked Cranium ..here?? What is the best and most kinky spy agent of all the world doing on Madam Ailza's house?? Must b on contract of other person ....this case must b important.. i better hurry and get that black briefcase b4 he manages to escape....''' .. and closing the door quietly she gets up all sore ... then silently she drifts between the shadows without making any noise...... peeks in the hall room... and as she doesn’t see anyone around .. she walks in the polished stone floor without making any echo, thx to her silk black shoes.... and steps up on the staircase .... and against the wall she moves trying to remain undiscovered. Finally she reaches the end of the corridor that lead to a big door, covered with black leather with spikes of stainless steel ...

-''Finally ... Madam Ailza's chamber'' .. she says.. feeling one objective was done. She manages to enter using her spy tools on the lock... and as she enters .. she is shocked with the exhibition of torture tools and elements madam Ailza used to decorate her bedroom. In shock she looks around and find the leather furniture with her collection and above a huge oil painting of a Dominatrix whipping some man. She gets near the painting and with her gloved hands she opens it like a door which reveals a safe that was hidden behind. She gets the necessary tools to open it.... and nothing.

-'' Damn... its not working.. Hmm what could b the code she would use ... if i was Madam Ailza... what code would i put on this?? Lets see ..'' and the mysterious woman presses .
6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9

And the safe opens.

-'' YESSSS!! '' She sticks her arm in the dark chamber to grope what's inside and she finds a thorny dildo., some porn DVDs, a jewel leash and finally on the low part she removes a black briefcase. '' Mission Done! Now time to get out of here '' .... and as she ends saying this a huge LION monster growling starts hitting against the door.

Knowing madam Ailza's devilish creature had found her , the mysterious woman rushes fast to madam Ailza’s room window, opens it... and slides down it to the street, were morning had arrived already and runs fast to her car parked in the other alley, and speeds fast through the road till she disappears in the horizon ...

( written by Dkw)

Happysode# 20 - MISSION PAIN & X-tra Pleasures ( Part 1 of 2 )

Under a soundtrack of teeth beating constantly cus of the cold , Dk and Pretzy find madam Ailza's House of Pain.

Shaking and trembling they knock on the door.. and after some silence.. a squeaky door starts opening slowly, resembling one of a chamber. A dark figure in leather with a whip on her hand and sweaty looking appears ..... madam Ailza. A shiver of fear walks through my spine but the adrenaline is stronger and i speak ...

-'' Good.. *clears throat and pass 2 girly voice*... good morning.. we r looking for some fun ..'' .. and both me and Pretzy plugged a grin smile on our faces... while madam Ailza.. in silence and a mean look , scan us from head to toes .... with us still holding the fake smile , trembling and shaking.

-'' Come along'' ... she says in a scottish accent .... and we enter into a warmer Hall room. The chamber door closes and a echo sound revealed every sound made.

-'' So .. what type of fun r ya boys looking for ??'' .... she asks .... Seeing that our covers didn’t worked to her sharp and experienced eye to what kinky and perviness concerns, Pretzy says ...

-'' Madam we would like to see the menu.... pls.''

Madam Ailza walks a bit aside a desk takes out a thin book and passes to us. After reading and re-reading the list, both me and Pretzy r much undecided to what we will choose. While we were choosing a sudden noise of something beating against the door that seemed to b from a hungry beast, scared the hell out of us. Madam Ailza.. that didn’t had moved a gesture..... while the noise kept going and the door seemed to b almost about to break. She walks towards the door, grabs the knob and opens the door.... and a very tiny small dog with a thorny leash walks trough to the hall with his lil tail wiggling frenetically like a finger saying no.

Very surprised we kind of felt relieved but same time wondering what made all that noise. Just when Madam Ailza is closing the door i notice the backside of the door all scratched, ate and damaged.

-'' Awwww look!!! ''' .. says Pretzy ...'' what a cute lil doggie ..... come here lil one .. doggie doggie''' ... and when Pretzy starts bending to touch the lil sample of a dog ....

GRRRRRRRROOAARRRRRR!!!

.... a HUGE LION roar echoes .. making Pretzy step back in a jump and both of us deaf.

-'' Holly f.....''' ..i mumble

-'' That’s the easiest way of losing a finger'' ... says Madam Ailza .....'' Have u 2 choose yet? Follow me...''

And after her we went, always looking behind to have an eye on the dog and other in our path as we walked within the dark ambience of madam Ailza's House of Pain.... with the lil strange beast dog following us all happy walking in small jumps wiggling his tail. As we go walking ,the dog reaches near our feet and starts growling constantly making us start to sweat...

-" LION!!!... leave thee strangers alone"... says Madam Ailza walking without looking behind.. while me and Pretzy kept jumping forward to stay away from the devilish dog.

As the corridor ends we walk into a large living room.. filled with beautiful and exotic women... all diversely dressed in any type of fetishes & outfits possible. As we both dazzled look at this paradisiacal scene, for moments we forgot bout our mission.

-'' When ya boys stop drullin.... choose a girl for ur fun'' ...said Ailza.

Looking around to choose one, the girls were all giggling looking at us for what we thought to b cus of our outfits but when we looked bellow we noticed that a common erection gave our outfits a extra look. Finally each of us choose one and we were taken to different rooms while we see madam Ailza disappear through a door where a loud shout screaming ..

'' --'' OH MORE!! I WANT MORE!!! SLAP ME ..'' ..... till the door closes and cuts the sound and we disappear after a corner..

( written by Dkw)

Happysode# 19 - Nasty Office Fantasies

Riding his bike , Neo arrived at Munchkin's Strip Club and parks his bike on the back alley, away from stranger's eyes .. He dismounted it, letting the rainwater run slowly off the biking leathers and enters in the club by the back door, like he always do.

Still cold from the ride on the bike, he looks around slowly ...

* Hm .. not much happening here* .. he thinks.

He walks right to his office to check if he had any news from his boss Munchkin, when he crosses by miss Sonya on the hall. All those warm thoughts he had on that dark cold waiting night started unfrozen his libido. He looked at her and she looked back at him, and then she slides her eyes lower to the WELL D90F semi auto gun he had. Neo had it cus he was a cautious man, he knew there may be rough times ahead.

Well , he stands there in the darkened hall, and Sonya, all excited to see his gun,, gets near Neo slowly and slides her hand below on him and whispers on Neo's ear ... with a sexy sweet voice....

-'' Hmm.... is that a gun in ur pocket ''Boss'' or ur just happy to see me?? ''

-'' Both ..'' answered Neo sharply, that loved Sonya to call him ''Boss'' , it was his fetishe, and both end on a steamy tongue action in the darkened hall of the Strip Club .... And things start to get so hot that Neo decides to take Sonya to his office to end what they had started and he tottaly forgets bout his Boss Munchkin and why he returned back to the club.

Neo booted his office's door... with his tongue all wrapped on Sonya's, and his hands too busy .... and they fade in the darkened room , he closes the door with his foot and both wrapped on the other they move slowly to find the desk. While he lays Sonya over the desk and starts to get on top of her. As they roll over it, his hands feel something strange and slimey .....

-'' EWWW ... whats this slimey thing over ur desk Neo??'' ... asked Sonya groping around..

-'' I dunno Suga.. let me turn on the lights'' ..... and he walks carefully to where the switch is and grops around , and starts feeling slimy cold dripping goo hanging off the wall... '' Omg what is this thing ?? I hope it's not anything nasty !!'' ... and he finds the switch and turns on the light...

When Neo looks around and as his eyes adapt to the light finally he sees the full horror of the situation that became a reality! His office was decimated and covered in TUBBYCUSTARD!!!!!.

Feeling something was wrong he immediatly pulls out of his gun ..... making Sonya very excited. Then feeling his gun was stuck, he looks bellow, noticing his mistake... He was holding his penis. He then picks up his other gun, the WELL D90F, and with Sonya allready moaning of exciting he remembers his Boss's words. Shoot first, ask questions later. But too many questions filled his head on that moment, almost as much Sonya's moan sounds filled his ears.

-'' ohhh ''Boss''.. ur so nasty .. and durty '''.... said Sonya lookin at the scenario, and Neo's carrying both his 2 ''guns'' , with a serious look, looking around across his Office ...

-'' Damn.. they stole my computer !!'' ... said Neo mad.

-'' Oh yesss .. computer .... yes ... plug me Boss " .... moaned Sonya totally unaware of what was goin on.

-'' But who might have it been?? '' .... mumbles Neo walking across his office seeing the pinkish Tubbycustard dripping from everywhere. '' What a messy job they did here, i must warn my Boss asap... she must b in danger .. the computer had important information bout the E.L.F. ....''

With Sonya still excited over the desk in such erotic position and seeing his other ''gun'' was still loaded and the pinkish tubbycustard gave a special nasty and durty erotic scenario.. and knowing there wasnt much he could do at the moment to find his stolen computer, and that 2 or 3 hours wouldnt be very important, he decided to make the situation even more nasty, messy and durty ...... Ofcourse... with Sonya's help :P .

( written by Neo Darkangel & Dkw)

Happysode# 18 - DragQueens with Hairy Legs r the Best.

Returned from the amazing private show miss Rachael had provided him and still wondering where did the boiled egg disappeared to, Pretzy returns to the office.

-'' Where have u been????'' .. asks Dk a bit upset with his partner's hours of absence .....

-'' Ermm.. i .. i was...'''

-'' Never mind '' .. interrupts Dk ..'' U don’t need to say anything, i know u were near those blue boobs but ok, lets get back to our investigation cus we already lost some precious time .... Midgy?''

-'' yes boss" .. says Midgy at her desk that was witnessing her boss's convo...

-'' Erm.... where were in the investigation.. i forgot... ''

-" You and Pretzy were going to madam Ailza's house ......''

-'' Oh yea... come Pretzy, lets dress again our leather outfits''

-'' But m8 ....''

And both they go to each offices to change and return wearing that kinky outfit they bough on the sex shop that made them look so ....... NOT sexy. Midgy was terrified with our looks, so we decided to change again and we asked her borrowed some outfits of hers. We took our pick from her basket, a bit by luck and both went back to each Office to change.

Pretzy got out wearing a blonde wig, some sexy mini skirt *whistles* and a nice short top.. and i got out wearing a brunette shoulder's long wig and a pink ballerina dress, which made Midgy uncontrolled laugh till tears, while me and Pretzy felt so embarrassed of shame ..then i said ..

-" Well we cant waste anymore time in this modelling show so , we go like this cus we need to hurry up.... so Midgy.. we will be back as soon as we got anything useful for our investigation".

And Midgy still laughing, cant really let go a word with her tears sliding down her face.... and while she sees Dk and Pretzy leaving the Office with their new outfits with their hairy legs falls to the ground laughing even more.

Outside in the street, we went to the corner's grocery store to buy a pair of apples to fill the space of Pretzy's boobs on his top.

-" So what'cha Freaks want from my store this time aye? "

-" G'morning Mr Hamilton , 2 apples only please.. big and round'' ... said Pretzy with a grin smile .... that made old Mr Hamilton looking at us with a frowned look!! .. As Mr Hamilton brings the 2 biggest and roundest apples he had, as i pay them, Pretzy grabs them and slides them fast converting them to his new boobs that made Mr Hamilton looking at us and mumbles between lips while we leave the store...

-'' Bunch ‘a Freaks ..... Damn weirdo’s... this world is lost with this people....'' and sighs.

Outside, we started looking for a cab, since we had lost our Dickmobile ... but all the cabs that passed by seemed to avoid and ignore us.

-'' Damn... i should've shaved ...'' i said passing my hand across my face ...''This way we will never get there today" .. just when a young man that was driving by, stops, lows his window and says...

-'' Hey babes, wanna a lift?? ....

-'' Erm .. yea : \ we need one... ur going to Scotland?? '' i ask ...

-" No... but im goin now ;) .. all for u 2 godesses '' ... he said all excited that made Pretzy a bit awkward . After a lil silence of thought, Pretzy gets near my ear and whispers ....

-'' M8 he looks like a horny freak but lets take this sucker's offer''

-'' Ok, we accept''... i said to the lad and we enter the car. When we r in the car the young horny man says ...

-"Well i take u 2 to Scotland but u 2 need to give me some present back!!''. Me and Pretzy look at each other, wondering if we should or not repent for accepting the invitation and a bit scared i ask ..

.-'' And what ..... erm ... type o present u want from us ???''
-'' I want both ur panties" ..he said with his eyes shinning more then the sun. Again we looked at each other and knowing the time was passing fast we said ...

-'' Erm ...Ok .. Deal!!''
-''But u need to hurry up since we r with a bit of hurry!! '' .. that made the lad so pleased, that he spent the whole trip with a glued smile on his face.

-"So .. where ya 2 hot babes r from??"... he asked .. while looking at my hairy legs .. the perv.. and Pretzy answers ...

-" Well i'm from Australia and here.. me m8 erm .... Dixie is from ...Spain?? "

-" Erm yes, yes .. more or less .. and u .... hottie .. where r u from ?"

-" Im frem Liverpool .... my name's Craig ,.. nice ta meetch'a Dixie!! '' .. he says in between of lookin to my legs... again .. '' And whats ya name aussie baby?''

-'' My ..name is ... Pretz...ella ''

-'' Nice nice '' .. he said ... and so we went all trip... he staring at my legs and trough his review mirror to Pretzy’s ..... or Pretzella's apple boobs .

Arrived at our destiny we gave him our panties.... well Midgy's borrowed ... which made him give us back his phone number added with a invitation to call him whenever we want to pass a good time, reinforced with a wink and a tongue slide over his lips that made both us a bit nauseous. All happy with his gained prizes he drove away..... and damn ... it was cold in Scotland ... we could feel it on our testicules.

-''M8 ...''.... says Pretzy ..'' Now we know how it is to wear a kilt"

-'' Oh.. tell me about it .... the cold r making my low parts numb.... but lets go....'' And tighten our legs cus of the cold.. both me and Pretzy went looking for madam Ailza's whorehouse for the renewed ... MISSION PAIN.

(written by Dkw)

Happysode# 17 - The House of Holes & Chains

*... Drip... ... Drip... ... Drip...*

The rain is falling again in London. People rushing to restaurants and bars or back to the warmth of the family homes..... but in the dark rat infested alley ways of London's famous Soho, an odd looking character is trying to remove a large bottle from his ass.

This odd looking pathetic creature turns out to be none other than the sex-slave of madam Ailza's - Mr. Side Winder, the wannabe porn star. Sadly the closest he gets to porn is nicking a copy of viesta from the top shelf in his local newsagents.

As the rain starts to turn even heavier he manages to remove the bottle, straightens his long shabby coat and mumbles to himself that he will show the Rat Pack that he is not to be messed with. Then he heads to go see his mistress Madam Ailza.........

Several hours and a few wanks later, Side-winder takes a cab to Madam Ailza's brothel known as ''the House of Holes & Chains'' ... not noticing that someone is following him very very closely indeed. As the cab pulls up, the mysterious person following closely in a black car drives behind the cab trying not to look very suspicious.

As the cab arrives at it's destiny the following car then turns into a dark alley way, parks and waits for Side Winder to slip in inside the House.

Then this mysterious person steps out of the car and moves towards the whorehouse moving silently between the shadows of the night, where only a smooth shine caused by the light of the moon revealed a very long shinning black hair and a magnificent body shadow figure of a woman. As she reaches near she starts hearing the oddest noises coming from inside ...

* This doesn't sound like human voices... What can this be??* ... thinks the mysterious woman. A litle disturbed and backing away she thinks that this is not worth it . But then remembers why she is going to this hell in the first place and slips down the side alleyway and enters the house through a small open window.
(written by Shaker)

Across the street and also hidden in the night's darkness on the top of the front building, Neo looked over the brothel shifting from window to window, tottally ignoring the mysterious person that was moving silently below in the dark Alley. Sitting uncomfortably and noticing it had been a long time since his boss Munchkin had contacted him last, he wields ''oldbessy'', his trusty sniper rifle, an old model nicknamed also as ''black mamba 5''.

* Not too bad..* he thought as he looked around through the glossy black scope, while the cold bit into him as he wrapped the coat round his back to stop giving his position in a way he couldn’t alarm the target. His boss Munchkin didn’t want that to b ''just a tender warning'' , as she said. Neo guessed it was something to do with his rid on that office cute, he thought at least he could redeem himself from that fall.

Bored of waiting for the target he started to look around the area trying to get a decent bead on things as the rain was lashing him hard.. but not as hard as Sonya .... * hmmmm.. warm thoughts* ..... when something caught neo's eye. It was..

-'' Movement !! ... Yes..... definitely movement!!'' ...he mumbles low to himself while he zooms in to make out what was happening...

After a good half an hour of watching the show, Neo, outside, tried to find the target but to no avail. So... he tried to search for any info on the boobies for Munchkin on his pro-laptop but only found a few vague pictures. Unfortunately slightly off what he wanted so Munchkin would be annoyed when she finally got in contact with him.

Frustrated with all the waiting and no results, Neo drove off into the night, riding his 600-kawasukkyzakki to find answers to not only the boobie's but also to his boss Munchikin disappearance.
(written by Neo-Darkangel)

Meanwhile ...... inside the house, the mysterious woman adjusts her eyes to the dim light of the room she is in. Following the disturbing noise she gets near the door and opens it slowly and silenty...... and ..... she sees from the door's tight gap....Madam Ailza.

Her voluptuous body squeezed into a tight black PVC skirt that showed her pantieless arse, thigh high boots, a dog collar around her neck, fashioning her deadly chains in her right hand with a cigarette lodge in the corner of her mouth, every inch of her 400 lb ''men beating'' flesh , sweating as her whip lashed down on someone that was hanged by his wrists, shouting ...

-''YES ! OH!! MORE ... Im loving this!! One More!! Slap me!! Ive been a very naughty boy!! Do it!! Harder !!''

*OMG !!* ..... thinks the mysterious woman... * This is really sick !! But yet ..... my nipples are getting hard*

She knew madam Ailza was a woman who liked to torture and inflict pain on to people for her own sexual satisfaction, most of all from the data she had bout her, but ... this person being tortured seemed to love it more then the mean Dominatrix. She wonders , while rubbing her nipples ...

*But ...who can be this person being tortured ??*

(written by Shaker & Dkw)

Happysode# 16 - A New Use 4 Bottles ( Part 2 of 2 )

Running from the Office, Pretzy decided to make a visit to miss Rachael cus he was missing her bottle shows and .......

*NEW ENTRY*

..... the yet to b discovered ...... , her boiled egg disapearance new trick!!!

Miss Rachael , was not just a extraordinary striper of the top, (capable to leave any perv's mouth open and drooling), but also very gifted in her working tools ( thx to both her smurf parents), and also owner of many hidden talents. One of them was the famous bottle shows.
Using the empty champagne bottles from the club , she used to perform this act only to her fav clients or persons. And Pretzy was perhaps at that moment the biggest. She knew xxx_Karen_xxx was hitting hard to conquer the most clients as possible to reach the top of the tips, so she had to reveal one more of her surprising tricks.

As Pretzy sits himself in the chair all excited and with a smile that couldn't hide his anxiety, Miss Rachael grabs the bottle .. lows it between her legs and ..... she trows it at the air and quickly grabs another and starts performing a malabarist act, circling them in the air ... while she is COMPLETLY NAKED!! As her boobs keept bouncing up and down result of her movements Pretzy hipnotized by them manages to unfocus his eyes out from just her nipples and sees Rachael adding more and more bottles to her show. Pretzy was marvellous. He loved this act so much that it has turned into a fetishe for him... and Miss Rachael knowing that took advantaged of it.

Miss Rachael finnaly ends her act and Pretzy .. like a small kid claps and claps his hands of excitment.. raises from his sit and shouts:

-'' BRAVO!! BRAVO!! BRAVO!! '' ... while Miss Rachael observes the huge volume in his pants, happy to know that her trick still was effective. Then she says , in a very sexy voice :

-'' Hey Big Boy *winks eye* ! The show isn't over yet! Im gonna show u something new.. something im sure u'll never forget ...'' ...... leaving Pretzy quiet suddenly .... wondering what could come after that brilliant performance and returns fast sitting on the chair.

Then, Miss Rachael grabs something rounded that seemed to b an egg and starts rubbing it in her belly.... then suddenly sliding slowly up , passing by her 2 blueish boobies and then placing it in her lips, starts kissing it and right after licking it ..... making Pretzy gulp and immediatly cross his legs, having hes eyes very WIDE OPEN!!. Next she inserts the egg very slowly inside her mouth, making Pretzy's eyes alot more open ..... and then he sees something white coming out from her mouth and he realizes the egg had no longer a shell and was boiled after all. Pretzy astonished got up with a huge volume in his pants, so huge that left Miss Rachael surprised .. and excited .. claiming ..

-'' BRAVO!! BRAVO!! MAGNIFIC!! MARVELLOUS!!''

Then , he sits again, uncapable of crossing his legs result of his status, Miss Rachael finishs her trick by slowly sliding the boiled egg across her body and starts inserting it in her nose . Wait .. hmm im sorry it wasn´t in her nose.. it was on her right ear. Hm wait ,, nevermind ...... she inserted in her belly button ..... yes. Wait!! No ... erm ....damn.. i forgot.......

And well... she inserted it somewhere i dont remember!!!
( Written by Dkw)

*NEW ENTRY*

Happysode# 16 - A New Use 4 Bottles ( Part 1 of 2 )

Back on Falc's Strip Club, the Rat Pack Gang gathers after they had managed to escape from their found secret hide-out. They all enter in a hurry passing by all the working stripers, moving down to the lower level that was the champagne cellar of the strip club.

Witnessing al this was Miss Rachael and XXX_Karen_XXX that were dancing on their bar stage.

Down on the cellar, Falcore, that started rolling one of his testicules over his fingers cos he saw it in a film once and he thought it looked manly, organizes the Gang and begins planning strategies over a table. Cyrus da Virus, Mad Bomber & Sin-ders listen carefully.

Done with her performance, miss XXX_Karen_XXX steps in way to her dressing room. She decides to step ahead through the serpented corridor, through the forbidden area, which end was the door that lead to the stairs of the cellar. Curious with all the sudden action she reaches the door and bends over to peek through the keyhole but she cant spot a thing, but she hears something low so she starts listening to see if she could trace anything they were talking.

Around the long corridor's last corner, and without makin much noise that didnt alerted XXX_Karen_XXX, a man looks for the bathroom to relief his ''tension'' & excitement of such stimulating shows. It was Side-Winder... that seeing such adorable and irresistible sight at the end of the corridor couldn’t help himself , and without thinking he started running, like a arrow to it's target in high speed to a humping impact....

* CRUSH !! *

With such huge impact, Side-winder and XXX_Karen_XXX took the door in front of them that had turned a board to where both had slide down the stairs ending in front of the Gang, that were interrupted, all untangled with the other... looking like a unknown and unseen weird kinky new Kama Sutra Position. Very quickly the Gang hold of the 2 intruders with guns pointed at them, and Falcore looking at both and with an eyebrow trembling of jealousy, cus he saw that on a movie once and he thought it looked proper to the moment, asks..

-'' What’s the meaning of this Karen?? What r u doing here with that fellow ?? Oh but its.. . Side-Winder!! How dare u to be on top of my favorite striper and sex object ?? And u !!! Karen !! Trying new things with this ... this... sad perv ..!!'

-'' Oh i can explain Falcore ! im sure i can find a good explanation....!! ''

-'' Sweetiepie !! This is not what it looks like ..!'' ...said Karen.

-'' SHUT UR HOLES!!'' ...shouted Sin-ders, that with a joint in the right corner of her mouth, immediately put to sleep Side-winder & Karen with her breath. They tied both and went fix the door to keep the cellar sealed, while Cyrus da Virus decided to play Tetris in the pc.

Side-Winder awakes and sees himself hanging from the ceiling by ropes, in a sitting position with his legs stretched front. In front of him he sees Falcore with the remaining gang behind him, all with grin smiles, looking at him like expecting him to wake up.

-''So Ailza sent u here to spy on us did she?? Talk!! Or else ill burn this piece of rope... and u will know what happens if u let slip the soap in the shower on a prison mhuHAHAHAHA!! ..... Look below!!'' .. said Falcore holding a lighter below a stretched rope that was part of the web holding Side-Winder, that looking below noticed a empty bottle of champagne that was pointed up and just in line to sodomize him. Falcore then started rolling his finger on the lighter to make some sparks and add a bit of stress to the situation, cus he saw that once in a suspense movie and thought it would add some suspense to the scene.

-'' No! Please! Don’t ... I wasn’t doing anything.. I just .. i just come to see ur stripers performing, cus they r awesome, really, the best of London, and ..and.. .i was looking for the bathroom .... u know to.. and saw ur striper bending in front of me!! U know me man, i couldn’t resist !!And no.. no..my master doesn’t know im here!! I swear man!! i swear!! Now don’t cut that rope!!'' ... said Side-winder all sweating like a tied fly on a spiders web.

Also tied , even with her mouth covered, in the back corner of the cellar was miss XXX_Karen_XXX that had Mad Bomber torturing her for fun with a goose feather tickling her feet toes and her nipples said.....

-''Burn the rope, Falc!! Its gonna be fun to watch i tell ya!!''

-'' Ewwww!! Shut Up!! Bomber u freak!! U don’t even have pity of the bottle..... what did the Bootle do to deserve this punishment??'' ..said Sin-ders a bit nauseous of seeing Side-winder hanged all naked, and visualizing what was about to happen.

Falcore analysis the situation, with 3 marbles in his other hand that he switched with his fingers, over and over, cus he saw on TV that it was relaxing and helped to think, says ...

-'' Well Sinny, despite ur right and stuff, the bottles after their empty don’t have any other use really. .....Well, ...........except what Rachael does with them in her private shows with that Pretzy perv detective to keep him distracted and out of our way! '' ... and saying this turns again to Side-Winder .....

-'' Well, lets suppose ur saying the truth.... where r the boobs with the diamonds??''

-'' My master has them!! I gave them to her!! She would whip my ass with some chains if i didn’t!! Now please get me out of here!!

-'' Hmm so Ailza has them huh?? OK! ........... Bomber put him down!!'' .. ordered Falcore, making Side-Winder feeling more relieved seeing Falcore keeping the lighter in his pocket.

-'' Sure Falc! Right away'' ... replied Mad Bomber with a evil grin , that approaching the rope, with a big sharp long knife cuts the rope like butter, making Side-Winder dive.

*SLOW MOTION SCENE*

*Sin-ders terrified covers her eyes, while Falcore turned his back to the scene leaving the cellar. XXX_Karen_XXX in the floor seeing all the ropes unwrapping in the air and Side-Winder falling .. closes her eyes. Cyrus da Virus was all excited cus he had just reached a higher level on Tetris and set a new record and was totally elsewhere ignoring all what was happening behind him... and Mad Bomber still with that evil grin smile sees ...... Side-Winder falls over the ..

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~CENSORED SCENE~
*This scene was removed by the author bcus it contained explicit images that might hurt or disturb sensible people, but also bcus it could give some new ideas to some kinky human being that might decide to give a new use to Bottles *
P.S- Well, it might b a bit too late for that now....
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*CRASHHBANGBOOMMMM!*

-''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY ARSEEEEEEEEEE!!!'' .... shouts Side-Winder in pain, when a sudden thought crosses his mind , wondering if he will ever be able to fart loud again. Falcore looks back with all the noise and sees Side-Winder laying in the floor sideways.. with the bottle stucked up his ass and says..

-'' Bomber, i told u to unwrap him, not to cut the rope!''

-'' Sorry Falc, i thought this way was faster , hehehe!! ''

-'' Well .. untie him and sent him to Ailza! Think that bottle tail might b message enough for her to not step on my business'' .. said Falcore, leaving to his office to watch some cartoons.

(written by Dkw)

Happysode# 15 - Dusting, Waxing & Slaping ( Part III )

Back in the Office .....
.... we start questioning our prisoner, after we tie him to a strong and needle chair. Actually it was a chair we bought under a very nice price on sales in the ''Thorns & Chains'' antique's shop that sold old objects of torture, chair that we never had the opportunity to use yet.

At first he refused to say a word... Then i used the new Banana Joe dildo on both his armpits but he didn’t even giggled. *Wow, thought guy!* i thought...

Seeing my efforts weren’t bringing any results my partner Pretzy grabbed the orange Carrot Delicious and looked at him with a very perverse grin look and...

....nothing from him, not even a raise of eyebrow!

Then switched to the Cucumber Green and when was getting ready to shake his right ear a lil Picafite turns in quickie and takes a huge bite on the big green dildo head , leaving all of us 4 surprised and spits the pieces to the floor and breaks the silence saying..

-'' I like those in my salads!! ''

-'' ARGH!!!''....shouted Pretzy mad .... '' WE JUST HAD BOUGHT THIS!!''

While me and unsettled Pretzy were thinking the next manoeuvre to apply on our questioning our secretary Midgy stepped forward and says..

-'' Hey Bosses, can i have my try next??''... which made us look at each other and say at same time

-'' Yea Sure!''/ -'' Hm, ok!''

Picafite hearing this and looking at Midgy wearing that short french maid's outfit raised finally his left eyebrow :-> and watched her go pick up her purse that was on top on her desk, bending over slowly... changing Picafite's face expression that from ice turned to melted butter :P.

Aussie Woman was still quiet sited on a chair on the corner of the room with both her legs and arms crossed. Midgy then brings a chair, sits in front of Picafite and while she puts a hand inside her purse he says...

-''Ohh 'Mademoiselle' kill me with kisses!!'' .....and starts blowing kisses to her in a very flirty way.

Me and Pretzy look at this sad mushy scene, and we both wonder what secret trick Midgy has hidden in that pink purse. She takes off a red lipstick and starts rubbing it on Pica's lips provoking a immediate reaction......... but on me and Pretzy ..

-'' OH!! gooDness :S !!!!... !! ''
-'' MAN... that's UGLY!! I feel sick ''

-'' Ohhhhhh... he looks so cute Midgy'''... says Aussie Woman in a very tender way, that had left the chair and reached near Midgy, pinching Pica's right cheek, while the 2 detectives started feeling a bit nauseous.

Since Pica couldn’t see himself, he says promptly...

''HA!! Is that the best u can do, mademoiselle?? ''

Midgy in a fast move , sticks her hand on her purse again and very fast pulls a noose hair, that had got exposed with Pica's grin expression, and removes it with a tweezers.

-'' OUCHH!! F*CKK THAT HUR....''... and before Pica could finish his sentence...

*SSSLLLAAAPPPP!!!!!!*

-'' Be Polite Please!!! '' ... said Aussie Woman in with a very mean look, while me and my partner looked stupefied to the sudden change of action. Midgy then uses the tweezers to pull one of Pica's eyebrow hairs making him shout again but this time with no swearing, fixing Aussie's eyes, while Midgy kept on with it.. pulling a hair here *OUCH!!* and other there* OUCH!!*. All that violence was starting to make me feel a bit weird and apparently the gayish torture wasn’t providing any success either, like our own didn’t earlier. Until Midgy pulls his trousers off and from her purse she takes some things and starts spreading Pica's hairy leg with something that seemed to b depilation wax, making Picafite with a scared look starting to sweat , and me and Pretzy with a horrified look ...... and when she gets it ready Aussie asks.....

-'' Are u going to tell us what we want to know now??''

-''NO!!'' he shouts .. and Midgy pulls it off!!!

-''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MOTHAAAAFF*****CK!! ... and...

*SSSLLLAAAPPPP!!!!!!*

.. another one from Aussie.

Seeing such awful scene, i cant help myself and, before the slap happens, ..... i faint ! Pretzy that had covered his eyes to not see anything, listens the screaming and leaves the room... as fast as he could.

-''BAH!! What a couple of Wimps!!''....said Aussie Woman looking to where we were......'' So... u going to talk now??'' ..... she asks meanly while Midgy starts spreading wax on his other leg and he in panic says...

-''NO MORE!! Please!! NO MORE!! I'll tell all u wanna know!! Just don’t wax me no more!!!''

-'' See Midgy?! It needs us women to do those 2 wimp’s job!!''...says Aussie.
(written by Dkw)

Happysode# 15 - Dusting, Waxing & Slaping ( Part II )

-" Partner, .... i don’t feel so good .... I’m starting to see weird things ''..... i said, feeling dizzy with all the outside light.

-'' Me too m8, its prolly some drug's side effects still working... prolly they gave us LSD or something ..... Damn m8 look!! That chick that is flashing the clown.. she gots 3 boobs!!'' .. said my partner Pretzy.

-'' HAHA m8 this is unreal... this stuff is good!! ...................u know.. I’m glad it was all just a bad dream, cus i had this impression that we were in danger of being humped by some giant horny rabbits !! ''

-'' M8.. im not sure if its of the drug effect, but im not that sure it was really a dream.. cus i feel my ass a bit sore .....and i got bruises all over my body ..''

-'' .. hm now that u mention that, i do feel a lil impression on my butt!! OH NO !! Its not possible!!!! I cant believe all this happ...''

-'' SHUT UP U 2 WITH THE PERVY TALK AND GET IN THE CAR FAST!!!'' ....said our french maid Midgy, that was holding our prisoner and had cover his mouth.

When suddenly a car approached fast in high speed and we 4, me, Pretz, Midgy and the prisoner, jumped inside it and we were driven to our office. In the car, while we were trying to sit properly in the back sit cus it looked more like a orgy result of all the rush entering the car and the mass confusion of bodies mixed ... when we hear a familiar voice coming from the driver ....

'' Hey guys :D!!! How are u guys doing ?? Having lots of fun?? Its been awhile ....''

-'' Hey Bosses!! My friend Deb just dropped by from Australia to give me a lil help on ur rescue!!'' ....said Midgy, under my elbow and above Pretzy's right leg and on top of the prisoner’s arm.

-'' From Asstralia?? Nice !! haha...'' i said.. all doped and stuff.

-'' Yea we sure did Midge !! ... said smiling Aussie Woman.

-" Well done Midgy!! And thx for all the help Deb'' .....said my partner when we finally solved the puzzle and managed to sit properly... Then the prisoner started to struggle despite having his mouth covered and hands tied... and damn he was pissed.. and shouting... and i decided to remove his mouth cover and... '

-'' U STUPID , DUMBF***KS, IGNORANT PPL!! U JUST RUINED MY MISSION!!! ARGGGHHH!!!!!!!'' ... he shouted totally mad.... when..

*SSSLLLAAAPPPP!!!!!!*

A hand suddenly crossed the inside space of the car...

*S-L-O-W M-O-T-I-O-N style*,

.... just like a scene from Matrix, coming out from nowhere hitting Picafite's right cheek very hard, leaving it all red and him very silent with a hand on top where we was just hit , wondering what the hell did happened.

-'' UR A VERY RUDE LIL BOY U!! AND ALSO U DONT SEEM TO HAVE ANY MANNERS!! AND DONT U DARE TO SWEAR ON MY CAR AGAIN..OR ELSE ULL B GROUNDED FOR A WEEK!!!! NOW B QUIET until we arrive home!! '' ...shouted Aussie Woman, turning front again, back to her wheel.... leaving all of us 3 shaking of fear and looking at each other, all scared and quiet after that lil terrify episode.
(written by Dkw)